May 12, 2009
why is it that simple tasks are so freaking difficult as of late. like renewing my domain for this blog, i’ve done it before, can’t be that hard, what the hell?
i also had trouble today walking without hurting myself.
and tightening a screw without a screwdriver.
and speaking in clear english.
and opening a box.
and not forgetting my phone.
April 16, 2009
i told everyone i had cool relations.
April 16, 2009
my printer is so ghetto that it takes two people to run it, yet so uptown it has a scanner. Its a printer oxymoron. reminds me of my life. ghetto with uptown accessories.
April 8, 2009
I feel I have gotten overly excessively emotionally involved in the watching of the biggest loser this year.
I think i never watched it previously because i didn’t want to face the fact that I too was out of shape and embarrassed of my fat white ass in summertime clothing (and, i must admit, in my previous life had no time to watch such tvness even if i did want to).
It has actually been fairly motivational to see these folks make so much absolutely incredible transformations… but what freaking SUCKA ass SUCKS is this whole “survivor” elimination aspect of the “game”. I understand the entire point of the show is that there is only one winner etc… but why the hell can’t we have a nice show where everyone gets to stay the same amount of time on the island and everyone is happy and loves each other and loses even more weight because there is not as much stress and people make each other valentines and secret notes that say I like you do you like me and if so please check the box marked “yes”. There could still be a winner and all of that but i could leave watching the show and still believe that people are not really assholes.
P.S. its ok to lie and tell someone you gave them a laxative even if you didn’t because you know they don’t really need one and in fact you know the consequences of the taking of the laxative will be much worse than any guilt of the lying (much worse). Most of ust just want to hear what we want to hear anyway, right? Well at least I do.
P.P.S. THANK YOU JESUS FOR THE USDA FSA OFFICE.
December 12, 2008
coming soon, video blog. YAY!
October 15, 2008
September 2, 2008
I finally got Grandma to agree to going to the fair with Kelly and I this weekend. We had a super duper time.
*note to self – make sure the wheel chair has foot rests BEFORE driving to Guthrie Center.
mmmmm funnel cake.
Hey, this corn is 12 feet 3 inches long folks. Whoa.
