kenna

OK,

just because there is a little snow on the ground and one cannot clearly see the lines between parking spaces DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE LINES ARE NOT THERE.  It also does NOT mean that alloted parking space sizes are any different.  Snow does not have that capability -honestly, i swear i am sure, I have done the research.  When you go to park, just close your eyes and imagine how close you would park to that car next to you if it was warm and sunny.  I cannot imagine how ridiculous the parking lot would look if all of a sudden the snow all melted and we could see how all of you parked. COME ON.  Do you realize  that proabably 30% less people can fit in the main parking lot now?  How selfish are you?  Oh I forgot, the wind chill is only like 20 below zero so we should have as many people as possible walking from the far parking lot, how could i forget.

Here is YOUR sign, all of you, yes you too.

yes, its that cold.

yes its that cold that 15 minutes of jumping is not going to start that car, no matter how much you want it to, so just go back inside and cry for awhile - ok?

hey i can access this at home. yee to the effing haw. i mean, i assumed it was possible, but i doubted i coudl remember the password.  i happen to be one of those dumb a$$e$ who take the system given password and says, ok, no prob, i’ll remember that. but well, lets just be honest. unless you have a sticky note somewhere in a drawer with that system generated bass tird - who in the world can remember that.

as an added note.  i happened to have the luxery of the day off yesterday. (thanks martin, i still believe in you) and there is not a damn thing on tv during the day. i mean a DAMN thing. i woke up early and put on the news and happen to wake up to nick’s sharon getting it on with jack on the young and restless. now i hate to admit that i know enough to say that, but DAMN, sharon. he is old balls. OLD BALLS - for you sweetie.  thank goodness i missed the point a to point b on that one.  what is sad is that i havn’t really watched that show since 1997 and i can tell you who was involved in the one scene i forced myself to stick out.  or sick out depending on how you look at the sob.

well i must be getting tired, i have far to little to say.

i would tell everyone now that i’ll get back tomorrow but since the gates of all that is unholy have opened upon us all at work - i probably will not.  but, they are paying for tavern pizza tomorrow, which only makes my ass open up like a river of lava that only pompeii could compare with - i may take that 5 minutes of torturous eating time and write you all.

happy sleeping…

 r u ever, yes of course, no of course not, yes why did you doubt me, what are you effing kidding me no way, i mean duh, i mean over my duh  body

yeah , me too

tacos make my belly hurt, tacos make my belly hurt, tacos make my belly hurt, ALL day long.

why is it that when you go into the bathroom to take a number 2  the bathroom is all of a sudden full of people and so you hve to take a stall next to an occupoied stall and then you sit down and the person sitting next to you is already there taking a number 2 and then from then on you own number 2 just plain makes different plans and decides to come to the party later and then you have to go back to your desk and wait and then go back to the bathroom later and then everyone on the way to the bathroom is like, how many times you going to go in there in an hour? and you are like, shove off.