kenna

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/deaths-head-terror.php

i really don’t want anyone to describe their job to me by starting out telling me that they wear two hats. 

you know what? i bet you don’t even wear one hat to work really.  and- if you actually only do two different things in your job i wouldn’t be telling the whole world, you know what i mean.  people that actually have to wear hats to work would most likely think you sound like an idiot.  oh, and if you really are secretly wearing a hat i would like to wear one too.

oh, and i also don’t care much for the word “revisit”

i did take the last double stuff oreo

and the second to last one

and the third from last one

and yes,

i am pretty sure the 4th from last one too….

Does you butt really fall asleep faster the bigger it gets?

NOT CJ, it can’t be true!  He WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!

Why is it that the only one on that competition who actually has a sense of humor and seems like someone we want to have a beer with have to go.  -

-Sara’s cous cous blew, you said it chef C.  She didn’t even do anything (that we saw in the edits anywhoo) worth getting excited about until she made howie recook the lamb chops.

-Brian-all i need is that stupid giggle he made at the end of his response to the whole “is this the dish that should send you home question” to know that he aint got half the balls as our C to the J.

 -Casey, she’s really been stepping up, been getting a bit more respect from me than i gave her as the pretty face to start.  But, i am just not convinced of her topness as of yet.

-Hung, you are coming back but I don’t know, i can’t understand why you do what you do, i mean those salmon cucumber hors orderves, WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE, i can make better better looking ones with the recipe i got from Sandra Lee.

Dale. Dale. Dale.  I like you. but you havn’t moved me.  you must move me.

and CJ.  I would like to have a beer with you and Anthony and rip on your broccolini (i would love to sit and have a beer with Anthony about anything really), which even on tv was pretty bad looking i must admit.  Dont feel too bad, you should see the tomatoes i canned last week.  train wreck city.

Because of course my opinion is really the one that matters when it comes to Top Chef, I must spend the time to blog about it.  Have i become just another media fed scumbag?  I hope not.  but please dont take my top chef away.  seriously.  please dont.

Say you like jimmy johns a whole lot but you always either get a turkey tom or a slim 5 no cap.  Say you really really like bacon (way more than you like turkey), and of course you love blts but you never got the blt from jimmy johns.  well you know what? that is just plain stupid because they are delicious you dummy.  get the blt.